In dimension Xalayork-119: Eye Blinking is Illegal To show loyalty to the State, citizens undergo surgery to replace their eyelids with translucent skin.
Tears are harvested and sold to pharmaceutical companies.Rebels are forced to watch hour-long infomercials about scented candles, and blink.
Each blink is broadcast as treason.
How many times did you blink while reading this question?
☐ 0 (Certified Loyal) ☐ 1 (Suspicious Moisture Detected) ☐ Unknown. I blacked out halfway.
